TERMS OF SERVICE

Contract Version: StatTrak™ Factory New (Pattern 661)

WARNING: Reading these terms may cause permanent brain-rot. Proceed at your own risk, my drilla.
1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS (THE HANDSHAKE)

By clicking "Accept" or simply by looking at this website with your eyes, you are entering into a legally binding "Hobby Contract" with OhneFent Industries.

If you do not agree to these terms, you must immediately close your browser, uninstall CS2, and delete your Steam account. No cap.

2. ELIGIBILITY (DRILLA CHECK)

To use OhneFent, you must be at least 18 years old or have a hairline that makes you look at least 35. You must also be able to distinguish between a "Blue Gem" and "Mid" tier trash. If you think a P250 Sand Dune is a good investment, you are legally prohibited from using this site.

3. THE HOBBY CLAUSE (NOT GAMBLING™)

You acknowledge that "The Hobby" is a spiritual journey. Any loss of Buff Balance, Steam credit, or real-world sanity is considered a "Skill Issue" and not the responsibility of OhneFent.

The "Kus Kus " Rule: If you pull a Gold, you are legally required to scream "GOLD GOLD GOLD" at a volume of at least 110 decibels, regardless of your current location (trains, funerals, libraries, etc.).

4. VIRTUAL GOODS (FENT-SPECS)

All items sold on OhneFent are "Placebo-Grade." We do not guarantee that your Glock | Kus Kus will actually increase your headshot percentage. If you die to a Silver 1 with a P90 while holding our skins, that is a "You Problem."

5. TERMINATION (THE BAN HAMMER)

We reserve the right to ban your account if:

You spam "L" more than 5 times in a row.

You ask "When is the next stream?" while Ohne is literally live.

You have a "Clueless" emote as your profile picture but don't act like it.

Your hairline is better than the CEO's.

6. GOVERNING LAW

These terms are governed by the laws of the Munich Major Grand Finals. Any disputes will be settled via a 1v1 on Aim_Map. Best of 30. No AWPs.


Last Updated: 10 minutes ago (He's still live) I AGREE (HUGE W)

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