1. WHAT WE TAKE FROM YOU

Listen, my drilla. To make the site work, we collect your Steam ID. Not because we want to steal your skins (clueless), but so we can track how many "L"s you take in the hobby.

We also track your browser type. If you use Internet Explorer, we automatically mark your account as "Mid" and give you 0% gold chance.

2. THE COOKIE POLICY (PATTERN 661)

We use cookies. Not the ones you eat while watching the Major, but the digital ones. They help us remember if you are a GIGADRILLA or just a LURKER. Our cookies are Pattern 661—extremely rare and very gold gold gold.

3. SHARING DATA (NO CAP)

We do NOT sell your data to scammers. We only share it with Big Drilla himself so he can yell at your inventory on stream. If Valve asks for your data, we tell them "VASSSSSS???" and hang up.

4. SECURITY (STATTRAK™ FIREWALL)

Your data is protected by a StatTrak™ Encrypted Firewall. It currently has 1,240,512 blocked attacks. If a hacker tries to get in, our servers automatically play the "GOLD! GOLD! GOLD!" audio at 200% volume until they leave.

5. YOUR RIGHTS (DON'T BE CLUELESS)